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Awkmusing 

1) A situation so awkward that one can't help but find it funny.
2) A person that is awkward to the amusement of others.
George Costanza and Cosmo Kramer are both awkmusing characters.

John got drunk at the office party and made a total asshat out of himself, much to the awkmusement of his coworkers.
Awkmusing by warpdarchn August 13, 2010
Words you can keep

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
Something that is so awkward that its nothing short of amazing.
Laura didn't she wasn't on mute while talking shit about the video conference, and her boss asked if she really wanted to be there, it was awkmazing!
awkmazing by FDWhat September 25, 2020
When something or someone causes you to smirk inside and out. Also causes you to relive the event.
The old man that had ant features for a face lunged at his mistress and shamelessly pawed at her all over while smothering his face on her upper body like a dog or a really fat chick over a milk bone. Amusing.
amusing by pkbomba February 16, 2009

amusing hat 

This is a word(s) that most oftens comes before or after something. It describes an odd hat that the person saying this thinks is quite fun and might possibly make them chuckle.
That device on top of your head shaped like a spongemonkey is quite an amusing hat!
amusing hat by Dirty Shoes March 10, 2004

awemusing 

A word meaning both awesome and amusing.
Joe: I can't wait for spring break, it will be so awesome!
Kate: It will be so amusing!
David: It will be awesome and amusing!
Jane: It will be awemusing!
awemusing by Melizzie March 27, 2008

Amusingness 

Amusingness makes use of the suffix ness to denote:
-The utmost form of amusing
-Entertainment to the 7th power
-The paramount of all humor*

*often in a pitifully psychotic fit of freakazoidism
Market Limone always sucks me back in with it's cute Head of Retail and overall amusingness, I swear it's like the TV show I never wanted.
Amusingness by Baby-Bear August 23, 2008
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