Awfta
That brown bulky kid that always lifts weights and fucks sexy bitches. You’ll most likely catch him in the gym, school, work or pimpin’ bitches (no tortas). Always catching billetes.
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Aftab
A name usually given to the most handsome and charming human being on the planet. He is loving and caring but doesn't show it to the outside world.
Aftab by The dark assasino January 17, 2018
hypotolerance aftaurofecesism
Hypo = Low
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of
The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.
This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:
1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit
2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.
3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of
The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.
This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:
1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit
2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.
3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
I was recently diagnosed with hypotolerance aftaurofecesism.
hypotolerance aftaurofecesism by Aimstaind January 18, 2010
Aaftab
Aaftab is a smart fellow who is all around a nice guy. Girls love him, other boys want to be him and he definitely does not like sausage. Aaftab is the best friend anyone could have.
Guy One: Bro, you're acting like Aaftab right now...
Guy Two: Thanks Bro... you're gonna make me cry
Guy Two: Thanks Bro... you're gonna make me cry
Aaftab by thatonebruhmoment July 3, 2020
Awatan
The change in complexion a co-worker returns to the office with after spending an Alternative Work Arrangement day out on the beach instead of doing actual work.
Awatan by Furry Trout February 23, 2010
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awktastic
Something that's so awkward it puts everyone else to shame; a combination of the words "awkward" and "fantastic."
awktastic by Joseph Frederick December 12, 2006