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That brown bulky kid that always lifts weights and fucks sexy bitches. You’ll most likely catch him in the gym, school, work or pimpin’ bitches (no tortas). Always catching billetes.
That kid Awfta is the newday schoolboy.
Awfta by Awfta December 17, 2020
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A name usually given to the most handsome and charming human being on the planet. He is loving and caring but doesn't show it to the outside world.
He is so Aftab, yaar , ithink so i love him
Aftab by The dark assasino January 17, 2018
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hypotolerance aftaurofecesism

Hypo = Low
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of

The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.

This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:

1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit

2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.

3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
I was recently diagnosed with hypotolerance aftaurofecesism.
Aaftab is a smart fellow who is all around a nice guy. Girls love him, other boys want to be him and he definitely does not like sausage. Aaftab is the best friend anyone could have.
Guy One: Bro, you're acting like Aaftab right now...
Guy Two: Thanks Bro... you're gonna make me cry
Aaftab by thatonebruhmoment July 3, 2020
The change in complexion a co-worker returns to the office with after spending an Alternative Work Arrangement day out on the beach instead of doing actual work.
Did you see Jeff's awatan after he came back from the FIBA conference in Florida?
Awatan by Furry Trout February 23, 2010

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit 

the ceremonial name of Thailand's capital, Bangkok
Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit, Thailand

awktastic 

Something that's so awkward it puts everyone else to shame; a combination of the words "awkward" and "fantastic."
Pooping in a jacuzzi is the most awktastic thing imaginable.
awktastic by Joseph Frederick December 12, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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