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A name usually given to the most handsome and charming human being on the planet. He is loving and caring but doesn't show it to the outside world.
He is so Aftab, yaar , ithink so i love him
Aftab by The dark assasino January 17, 2018
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aafta • Aaftab • aftab • aaptard • aftaab • Aftan • Aafia • aafaaf • aafaq • Aafarynesh

hypotolerance aftaurofecesism

Hypo = Low
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of

The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.

This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:

1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit

2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.

3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.
I was recently diagnosed with hypotolerance aftaurofecesism.
Aaftab is a smart fellow who is all around a nice guy. Girls love him, other boys want to be him and he definitely does not like sausage. Aaftab is the best friend anyone could have.
Guy One: Bro, you're acting like Aaftab right now...
Guy Two: Thanks Bro... you're gonna make me cry
Aaftab by thatonebruhmoment July 3, 2020
AAPTARD is a word for people who blindly belive in aam aadmi party aap. no matter how stupid or retarded statement they make. like "modiji wants to kill me" by kerjriwal. there is a scam in everything
he is a aaptard. he belive in all illogical , stupid atatements of keju
Aaptard by Invincible9 December 6, 2016

aantastelijk

When you're feeling aantastelijk you feel the urge to be touched/touch/make out.

For example:
So I was watching Netflix with this girl while laying in bed, but unfortunately we ended up not doing anything because I was not feeling aantastelijk.
aantastelijk by Bloeg June 11, 2021
An honest person who believes that everybody should live in peace and harmony. One who strives for justice and fights against crime and corruption. Some one who believes in clean politics.
Swamy420: I want to be the only crook in the country but these aaptards want to send me to jail.
aaptard by Messist November 28, 2013
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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