Awesodomy

1: Amazing butt sex.
2: Any anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex that is classified as awe giving.

Dude, that butt sex last night was awesodomy.

-or-
Dude, that chick gives some awesodomy head!

by PhEEEnd August 17, 2009

Awesoom

It carry the same meaning as "awesome" but B2UTYs (b2st's fans) changed the "some" to "soom" to celebrate the releasing of B2st's 3rd Mini Album Mastermind.. and their title track "Soom"..

Please give B2st lots of love~^^!

A: "Hey, guess what? I just bought the tickets to the concert!"

B: "OMG! That's AWESOOM!!"

by Sherra IS Doojoon's #1 Wifey! January 2, 2011

awesonomate

To make awesome

Man, this stale tuna fish sandwich is lame as hell. Let's get Michael Bay over here and awesonomate it with some explosions.

by treyhyphen October 29, 2010

avisodomy

the action of having intercourse with an avian (eg turkey, chicken) and killing it for sexual gratification.

(breaking the bird's neck or cutting its throat will cause mass muscle spasms, which apparently would feel good if you had your dick up its ass, and being a creature with a cloaca, of course you would)

according to Donatien Alphonse-François de Sade a variant of avisodomy was to be found in the parisian brothels of his day. It was accomplished, as described by the Marquis, in this way: " ... the girl holds the bird's (turkey's) neck locked between her thighs, you have her ass straight ahead of you for prospect, and she cuts the bird's throat the same moment you discharge.

by Teh Revenant September 16, 2007

awesomometer

a specially designed instrument used to measure the awesomeness exuded by an individual. The degree of awesomeness is measured in awesiums. Watch out though individuals who display extreme levels of awesomeness, adorability, sweetness and brilliance are bound to melt their meter due to the immeasurability of their amazingness.

glow worm 1: you're awesomometer has broken 1 million and 1 times... without fail... you're one amazingly awesome glower
glow worm 2: awwww thank you... i'll buy you a new awesomometer but
glow worm 1: see... there you go being so awesome again. gotta love you.

awesomometers are excellent instruments and if your meter shatters, it means you are truly someone spectacular and are out of this world! xxx

by mallowmarsh June 29, 2010

awesomommy

A very attractive woman who happens to have children. Also known as a Milf.

Damn cuz, look at that awesomommy!

by Big Johnny August 30, 2008

Awesomystic

Something that is so awesome that it is beyond normal comprehension.

Man who plays the lottery everyday, and finally wins, has found the win to be awesomystic.

by Obsidian Moon November 3, 2009