awesomometer

a specially designed instrument used to measure the awesomeness exuded by an individual. The degree of awesomeness is measured in awesiums. Watch out though individuals who display extreme levels of awesomeness, adorability, sweetness and brilliance are bound to melt their meter due to the immeasurability of their amazingness.

glow worm 1: you're awesomometer has broken 1 million and 1 times... without fail... you're one amazingly awesome glower
glow worm 2: awwww thank you... i'll buy you a new awesomometer but
glow worm 1: see... there you go being so awesome again. gotta love you.

awesomometers are excellent instruments and if your meter shatters, it means you are truly someone spectacular and are out of this world! xxx

by mallowmarsh June 29, 2010

Awesometer

The device or machine used to measure the different levels of awesome.

Mr. A "dude, that was awesome..."
Mr. B "How awesome was it?"
Mr. A "well, let me check the awesometer. Yes, just as i figured, it's an 11."
Mr. C "it goes to 11?"
Mr. A "under rare circumstances like these it does."

by cb9k March 4, 2009

Awesomemeter

The level of awesome at which someone or something is thought to be on a scale from 1 to 1000.

Joe's Awesomemeter levels took a hit when he accidentally told everyone that he lives in his mom's basement.

by imdehaas October 1, 2011