a specially designed instrument used to measure the awesomeness exuded by an individual. The degree of awesomeness is measured in awesiums. Watch out though individuals who display extreme levels of awesomeness, adorability, sweetness and brilliance are bound to melt their meter due to the immeasurability of their amazingness.
glow worm 1: you're awesomometer has broken 1 million and 1 times... without fail... you're one amazingly awesome glower
glow worm 2: awwww thank you... i'll buy you a new awesomometer but
glow worm 1: see... there you go being so awesome again. gotta love you.
awesomometers are excellent instruments and if your meter shatters, it means you are truly someone spectacular and are out of this world! xxx
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'