Avner 

An Avner is a tall, kind person who gets all the ladies, tends to wear Adidas and hoodies, likes coffee and can be a little sus sometimes.

Avner: wow your so hot!
Max: wtf bro!

Avner by Joshua hallal April 29, 2022

Avner 

Someone who emulates a sense of immortality. Posts all of his pictures in black and white and has a great fashion sense. Probably wants to rule the world.

"Have you seen Avner?" "Last time I saw him he was taking artsy pictures on his polaroid."

Avner by berlinerisch October 19, 2017

Avner 

a) noun: A goofy, oafy, Israeli guy who is easy to make fun of.
b) adjective: to say something so stupid it is beyond comprehension.

Did you hear him ask what the Wendy's girl's name is? That is such an Avner

Avner by CPPC March 1, 2005

Avner 

Short
Short
Little gay

Short

Annoying

Extremely gay

Off key

Can’t dance

T. rex
Short

Glasses
Terrible hair
Gay
Hot???
NOOOO

Zev “Have you seen Avner today?”
Isla “Yea he’s short as shit”

Avner by Rawrrrrr56788 March 4, 2023

savage not average 

savage not average — a maxim for people who have moved beyond a mere “attitude of gratitude” and want to use their god given human talents to do more than just wait for a blessing.

A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.

While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.

If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.

Take the world by the balls and be savage not average!

savage not average by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023

averager  

A person typically between the ages of 15-30, of middle to upper middle economic class, whose values, interests, sense of humor, and outward appearance relentlessly conform to their immediate culture's norms of popularity. An averager's interests will change only to the extent that the most common fads and fashions within their age group change, and features of themselves that don't match these widespread norms are hidden away publically and forcibly repressed psychologically.

Preferences and ideas that are not abundantly average/popular are immediately and outwardly valued as inferior, amazingly without any application of rational thought on the averager's part. Critical thinking skills are notoriously lacking, but if the image of being a "critical thinker" is popular, they will pay lip service to their critical thinking skills to their peers.

The primary goal of an averager is to look, act, and think exactly like the centralized average group of people within their basic age group while demonizing and putting down non-averagers.

"Ugh! Let's leave. This bar couldn't have more averagers."

"Don't join that frat! Look who's in it! It's just one averager after another."

averager by wren1776 October 18, 2008

Average Tim 

(Similar to the term "Average Joe" but different in meaning.)
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.

"Average Tim" over there looks pretty plain but the other night he was sucking a black dildo covered in pop rocks with the words "cock boy" and "knob gobbler" written on his chest while 15 people watched.

Average Tim by Brian Monohan September 27, 2006