When you are stationed at "one of the best USAFE bases", as a Security Forces member, and develop crippling anxiety and depression to the point where you want to kill yourself. Being used and abused, to where selling feet picks to feed your family on Only Fans is preferable to continuing working for dEfEnDeR lEaDeRsHiP.
SSgt: Oh, you like Smells like teen spirit? SrA: Yeah, totally man! SSgt: You know, Kurt Cobain Aviano'd himself with a 20 gauge. SrA: Um, what? SSgt: I'd use a 12 gauge though it's more effective. Don't re-enlist.
by Disgruntled VCO December 17, 2023
Get the Aviano'dmug.