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When you are stationed at "one of the best USAFE bases", as a Security Forces member, and develop crippling anxiety and depression to the point where you want to kill yourself. Being used and abused, to where selling feet picks to feed your family on Only Fans is preferable to continuing working for dEfEnDeR lEaDeRsHiP.
SSgt: Oh, you like Smells like teen spirit? SrA: Yeah, totally man! SSgt: You know, Kurt Cobain Aviano'd himself with a 20 gauge. SrA: Um, what? SSgt: I'd use a 12 gauge though it's more effective. Don't re-enlist.
Aviano'd by Disgruntled VCO December 17, 2023
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pull a d'ariano 

To show up uninvited to a place or event, even if you are actually wanted at said place or event. Pulling a D'Ariano can be intentional or unintentional.
We forgot to invite Matt, but he pulled a D'Ariano anyway, so it was all good.

Let's pull a D'Ariano and hit the swings.
pull a d'ariano by ckhan09 May 30, 2009
A typical sexy Italian guy who can make you feel like you are the most beautiful person on Earth and in some occasiones even cook delicious dishes for you
x: “You are so lucky your boy-friend is fantastic”
y: “Obviously, he’s a D’Avino”
D’Avino by Yo ho ho ho November 21, 2021
A D'Avino is the sexy Italian guy who is able to make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.
Don't get confused with Davino.
x: You are so lucky, your boyfriend is fantastic!
y: Obviously he is a D’Avino
D’Avino by Yo ho ho ho November 21, 2021

Dirty Avian 

When two strongly connected people know the true power of sex that their sexual experience together feels like they're flying as one.
We connected on so many levels, we got to feel the dirty avian.
Dirty Avian by EAV7 February 18, 2021

Disgruntled Avians 

What you call 'Angry Birds' when you want to annoy any unwanted youth who happen to own phones.
Hey, do you want to play some Disgruntled Avians?
ANGRY BIRDS!
No, I'm pretty sure it's 'Disgruntled Avians.'
Dee'Avian is a fine dark skin she's loyal tall and freaky. Usually hated on by... Everyone especially ugly light skins her smile is beautiful, she usually attracts older boys and girls.
Lmao bro you need to get you a Dee'Avian.
dee'avian by The grammar expert March 14, 2017
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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