Avett 

A kind person

Avett is a guy that will treat you with loving kindness

Avett by crappoopmybutt December 1, 2019

avett 

the sweetest person you will ever meet. they will treat you so well

"have you seen avett? they are so nice"

avett by lalalallalalalalalalalallalaal June 19, 2025

Avett Brothers 

The ultimate combination of banjoes and screaming, intense facial hair and talent, and complete and utter awesomeness mixed with the most insane people I have ever seen!

- What is that . . . it's like . . . like . . .
= Like sex to your ears?
- * nods head in awe *
= Oh, thats just the Avett Brothers.

Avett Brothers by Facial Hair Lover April 3, 2010

Avett Brothers 

Incredibly hard to pin point a music genre for these guys but if you had to you'd say they were, a bluegrassish puckish band?
Eiether way they have a great sound and deep lyrics that are not "plasticy" as Scott Avett would say.

"Wow thats some intense screaming to combine with that banjo playing."

"No thats just the Avett Brothers"

Avett Brothers by runningburningfallingman March 22, 2009

Avett Brothers 

Awesome bluegrass band including Bobby Crawford and the Avett brothers.

Hey It's the Avett brothers! They're so hairy!

Avett Brothers by Alaskan Fire Dragon July 11, 2006

avetard coffee table 

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard oven 

This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.

Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.

avetard oven by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019