Avesta 

A beast in every aspect of his life. Whether it's in the gym, in work or in the bedroom, this guy is top of the class.

He's a big headed, know-it-all who always means well.

He is loyal and loving underneath his tough and gruff exterior, and will protect all he loves.

He is hyperactive and full of energy, but as soon as his head hits the pillow, he leaves a nice big drool patch and turns the pillow over in the morning hoping you won't notice.

He is best friend material.

He is the boyfriend who will still call you beautiful at 8am when you first wake up, and will still love you when you're being annoying and embarrassing.

He loves dogs , trainers and fashion more than he loves people.

He loves impersonations of animals such as whales, rhinos and puppy dogs.

His big blue eyes are captivating against his dark, rugged features.

Totally amazing in bed.

'OMG he's so perfect, he must be called Avesta'

'Wow look at that guy benching 1000kg, he such an Avesta!'

'This dog has been running in circles for hours, must have avestatitis'

Avesta by Statuserror May 28, 2015

avesta 

avesta is a kind and beautiful person, she often has black long hair and dark eyes. she is extremely hot. if you know avesta never let her go

is that a goddess

no it’s just avesta

avesta by fearneyyyyy<3 June 2, 2021

avesta 

the biggest bossman to live

oh her name is avesta, she must be jeng

avesta by belieber69av December 9, 2020

avesta 

A counter-strike player who thinks he isn't mexican but is very mexican.

"Dude, there's that mexican Avesta"

avesta by 1337 June 12, 2004

avetard coffee table 

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard oven 

This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.

Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.

avetard oven by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard backyard 

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.

I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.

avetard backyard by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019