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averagely

Purposefully working towards the average in class or group work to remain as invisible as possible
Richard averagely completed his flag.
by teach4food January 22, 2008
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decently averagely tall

Taller than the average person, but not taller than tall people
i'm decently averagely taller than des
by mattfxcking December 17, 2016
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Decently averagely small

Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person
I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small
by Aguyontheinternetwholikeswords December 14, 2021
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savage not average

savage not average — a maxim for people who have moved beyond a mere “attitude of gratitude” and want to use their god given human talents to do more than just wait for a blessing.

A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.

While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.

If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.
Take the world by the balls and be savage not average!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023
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averager

A person typically between the ages of 15-30, of middle to upper middle economic class, whose values, interests, sense of humor, and outward appearance relentlessly conform to their immediate culture's norms of popularity. An averager's interests will change only to the extent that the most common fads and fashions within their age group change, and features of themselves that don't match these widespread norms are hidden away publically and forcibly repressed psychologically.

Preferences and ideas that are not abundantly average/popular are immediately and outwardly valued as inferior, amazingly without any application of rational thought on the averager's part. Critical thinking skills are notoriously lacking, but if the image of being a "critical thinker" is popular, they will pay lip service to their critical thinking skills to their peers.

The primary goal of an averager is to look, act, and think exactly like the centralized average group of people within their basic age group while demonizing and putting down non-averagers.
"Ugh! Let's leave. This bar couldn't have more averagers."

"Don't join that frat! Look who's in it! It's just one averager after another."
by wren1776 October 18, 2008
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Average Tim

(Similar to the term "Average Joe" but different in meaning.)
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.
"Average Tim" over there looks pretty plain but the other night he was sucking a black dildo covered in pop rocks with the words "cock boy" and "knob gobbler" written on his chest while 15 people watched.
by Brian Monohan September 27, 2006
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average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.
by gimme the money August 29, 2016
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