Friend: I got a new girlfriend!
Me: Really, who?!
Friend: Ava Lane!
Me: Bro, you realize she a psycho bitch that avalane… Get out of it while you still can
The sweetest girl who anyone can possibly know. A little girl who was a fighter and fought for about 6 years. Beautiful, smart, and Justin Bieber's biggest fan. Avalanna was known by millions and fought long and hard, she is now an angel up in Heaven. Great job Avalanna :)
The result of a crappy band name maker, Penis Avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
When a man stands behind a bald person on their knees and slowly cums on the top of their head so it will run down the persons face, like an avalanche runs down a mountain.