The result of a crappy band
name maker, Penis Avalanche is the
name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing
hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number
one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making
fun of their poor bass player.