Justin Timberlake... I mean Avalanche is a 6'4 alpha male with chizzled abs, thighs the size of tree trunks, and a enormous gluteus maximus. Do you want to know something else? Well Avalanche is a world-renowned track star. In the 2012 Summer Olympics he beat Usain Bolt to claim the gold metal for the 100 Meter dash at the astonishing age of 15. During 2018 the popular brewing company Modelo profits shot up a staggering 4 trillion due to Avalanche's free endorsement of their beer with his signature MODELO TIME videos. He also streams on twitch
Did you see the new Skate 4 trailer with Avalanche100T?
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"