Justin Timberlake... I mean Avalanche is a 6'4 alpha male with chizzled abs, thighs the size of tree trunks, and a enormous gluteus maximus. Do you want to know something else? Well Avalanche is a world-renowned track star. In the 2012 Summer Olympics he beat Usain Bolt to claim the gold metal for the 100 Meter dash at the astonishing age of 15. During 2018 the popular brewing company Modelo profits shot up a staggering 4 trillion due to Avalanche's free endorsement of their beer with his signature MODELO TIME videos. He also streams on twitch
Did you see the new Skate 4trailer with Avalanche100T?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!