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Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.
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Auxtracized 

someone who is, under no circumstances, allowed to choose the music in the car
“Yo, I got next song”

“Alex, you are Auxtracized”
“Yeah, dude. We were pregaming and you put on NPR Morning News from six months ago”
Anxiety that occurs when you are handed the aux cord in front of other people due to fear of judgement
Guy 1: Hey man want the AUX cord???

Guy 2: Nah man, I'll get auxiety and won't know what to play
Auxiety by anthonykuz1 May 1, 2017

Auditorium fart 

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium
Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight

Thot Audit 

Reporting a thot to the IRS for tax evasion
Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat.
Guy 2: Give that bitch the ol' Thot Audit
Thot Audit by Thot Officer #117 November 25, 2018
A person who works upwards of 80 hours a week , travels constantly, and drinks excessively. Probably works for EY, PWC, Deloitte, or KPMG. Charges clients between $250 and $1100 an hour to perform work that could be done by a team of trained monkey's. Auditors generally have no social life as all their spare time is taken up by work related events. Most external auditors leave their firms within 5 years to take up middle-upper management postitions in order to spend time with the family that they forgot they had. Those who are left behind eventually become partners and sit in their offices all day counting their money, stained with the blood and sweat of 25 year old college grads.
I basically just gave up on life so i could become an auditor earn lots of money and never spend it.
auditor by Arthur Andersson June 30, 2008