Audit

Audit is a ceasers english word and it is a stem for Audi which means hear

I Audit everything around me

by TaterchipDictionary October 19, 2018

Audit

Short for "I'd do it". Meaning, you would have sex with person in question.

Guy 1: "Look at that fine chick!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, audit"

by Mellie May 17, 2003

Audit

Derived from Latin word "Audire", which meanse to hear.
It is also refer as a verification of assertion.

Chartered accountant auditing the books of accounts of company x.

by Nickbhury November 24, 2021

Audit Chat

The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.

Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick

by Lord of the Ledger July 4, 2011

Audit Cowboy

Like a cowboy in the Wild West, an auditor does what he has to do to survive. He shoots from the hip, and documents his way around problem areas to reduce work load and conflict with clients.

Manager - “How did you manage to reconcile tax payable to within 28 cents when you’re clearly missing specific expenses/tax allowances?”

Audit Clerk “I did what I had to do, I’m an audit cowboy and it’s tough out here in the Wild West”

by The Original Cowboy March 29, 2018

Audit Cowboy

One who does more than what is required of them when performing audit procedures

Dervan, I told you to get 75% coverage by vouching payments. Recap1 says you vouched 99.8% of the balance. You my friend are an audit cowboy.

by Techno Friday March 18, 2011

Audit Hangover

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.

Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."

by Auditor David February 24, 2010