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automatic dick 

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi
I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

autocarrot 

A smartphone function which makes people write really stupid things.
And then she didn't understand why I wanted to duck her... Ducking autocarrot!
autocarrot by 1CPL593h July 30, 2017
1. An American automobile manufacturer that switched to making heavy-duty trucks early in its lifespan. Still in business today, but they only make garbage trucks.

2. A British automotive magazine. Also the world's oldest, having been around about as long as the Autocar truck company.
1. If you're going to go head to head with a Hummer H2, then get yourself an Autocar.

2. Autocar magazine never tested out any Autocar trucks, ironically.
Autocar by swat1975 October 20, 2008

automangina 

When a man tucks his cock and balls back into a mangina without using his hands.
Shit, did you see Andy bend forward and pull off an automangina!? Hands free!
automangina by AndyWhiteIsGod September 6, 2013

Fully semi-automatic 

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words
Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic