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automatic dick 

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)
automatic dick by yoursenpia May 7, 2018

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi
I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

autocarrot 

A smartphone function which makes people write really stupid things.
And then she didn't understand why I wanted to duck her... Ducking autocarrot!
autocarrot by 1CPL593h July 30, 2017
1. An American automobile manufacturer that switched to making heavy-duty trucks early in its lifespan. Still in business today, but they only make garbage trucks.

2. A British automotive magazine. Also the world's oldest, having been around about as long as the Autocar truck company.
1. If you're going to go head to head with a Hummer H2, then get yourself an Autocar.

2. Autocar magazine never tested out any Autocar trucks, ironically.
Autocar by swat1975 October 20, 2008

automangina 

When a man tucks his cock and balls back into a mangina without using his hands.
Shit, did you see Andy bend forward and pull off an automangina!? Hands free!
automangina by AndyWhiteIsGod September 6, 2013

Fully semi-automatic 

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words
Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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