The act of a man in puberty or older fellating, or sucking, his own penis as a form of masturbation. Another term for this is selfsuck. It feels amazing and tastes really good, trust me. Unfortunately only a small percentage of the population has the combined dick size and flexibility required to be able to do this.
I am in the low percentage who can do autofellatio on will. First, take off all your clothes, including pants and shirt and lay onto a soft surface like a bed. Then roll your legs up and behind your head. Keep at least part of your back or shoulders on the bed. Start stroking your penis and stretch your head as close as possible. Keep stroking until it is hard, and touch it with your mouth. Seal the head of the cock in your lips, and lick the skin around it with your tongue. Push the cock further in your mouth while licking it and occasionally sucking it. Do it slowly at first but gradually go faster over time. When you are about to cum, go as quickly as possible and let yourself nut in your mouth. Feel and taste the warm semen being pumped on your tongue, and swallow every drop of it. A great way to relieve your sexual stress with no required cleanup that allows you to perceive both perspectives at the same time. That is autofellatio.
by WhoDatFreshBoi May 08, 2019
Autofellatio is a form of male masturbation where the male bends in half to suck his own penis. There is a few different positions. The "C" position in which he sits in a chair and with his hands under his legs, pulls himself up to suck himself. The "Backwards C" position is where lying on his back, he bends backwards and "walks" down the wall behind him to reach himself. The hardest of all is the "X" position. The autofellatior locks his feet behind his head to reach his penis. The "fact" that less than 1 percent of men can accomplish this is WRONG. The reason it is so low a number is that most men who were asked if they can said no, even though they can, out of embarrasment. Recent studies show that it has gone from 1 percent to 3 or 5 percent in the last decade. More men or comfortable with themselves to admit it. You do not have to be well-endowed, (have a big penis) to enjoy autofellatio, although it does help. It all depends on how flexible you are.
by Skaterpunk6207 August 05, 2007
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 28, 2017
The hermetic profession of sucking one's own penis.
Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.
Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.
Guy 1: Hey I haven't seen John lately, have you?
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.
by JohnnieWalkerBlue February 12, 2010
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
The artist formally known, as the artist formally known as the artist, leant over and sucked himself until he came.
by spylad August 11, 2003