Autodie

The saying you use to express the feeling of wanting someone to die immediately.

*some nigga named chris is saying some dumb shit*
-Autodie chris

by The autodie guy August 7, 2018

autodidact

A self-taught person that lives an intellectual life without help from a teacher, or any form of education.

A person that spends most of their time researching, learning and discovering things on their own behalf.

"That boy is such an autodidact!"
"He likes to teach himself, because he is an autodidact."

by THebert August 18, 2012

AutoDeistic Satanism

A branch of Satanism that is a philosophy, rather than a religion; based upon living by a code of honor and embracing the glorification of the human ego. In this way, it shares similarities with LaVeyan Satanism, but AutoDeistic Satanists shun all things magical and spiritual, and instead believe in science and evolution.
Satan is regarded as an important symbol for hope and unity, and any and all ritualistic practices are looked down upon.

I was reading up on AutoDeistic Satanism today. It's kind of similar to the Church of Satan, but it's about science, not the occult.

by Eppek Blade March 10, 2011

autodefenestration

The act of throwing oneself out a window.

From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.

Fred's emotional pain led to his autodefenestration.

by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004

autodefenestrate

To eject oneself from a window. See also defenestrate.

After a frustrating morning at the office, Thomas resorted to defenestration to relieve his stress...

Earlier that day "Ah, donkey sh*t, Internet Explorer's crashed again. Damn that autodefenestrating program."

by Yossarian February 20, 2004

Anti-Autodestruction

When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.

Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...

by YAWA September 12, 2020

Post-coital autodefenistration

Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.

John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?

by This is my name, bitch March 12, 2010