Auto-troll 

When one has been trolled for so long and so hard that they don't even need to be trolled anymore. They just keep posting text walls of gibberish, providing the troll who enacted auto-troll a priceless victory.

Thing 1: You see SilentRuin on the forums lately? Baron just posts a word or two and SilentRuin spends hours typing responses.

Thing 2: Yeah, Baron's really got him set on Auto-troll.

Thing 1: I've never seen someone on Auto-troll so hard!

Thing 2: Well, Baron's the man.

Auto-troll by s1 October 23, 2012

autotroll 

When someone starts arguing about something that everyone else knows was clearly meant as a joke and not serious OR a troll (disguised as serious to incite a reaction), effectively trolling themselves by being stupid and overly literal.

Frick: Sarah Palin? Wasn't she one of the Monty Python cast? (heh heh)
Frack: No, you idiot! She used to be governor of Alaska. You're thinking of Michael Palin. Wow, you're dumb.
Frick: Yeah thanks, I was joking, you dipshit. Nice autotroll.

autotroll by Ed Bodine September 12, 2011

autotroll 

1. Someone who makes deliberately inflammatory or outrageous statements on his own website or other forum in order to attract attention and/or traffic.

2. The act of making such a statement.

Johnathan Alter autotrollis by attacking bloggers in "All Umbrage All the Time" just to get bloggers to talk about his article and link to it.

autotroll by D.B. Echo August 17, 2008

Autorollaphobia 

Autorollaphobia is the fear that the "driver" of the vehicle of which one is a "passenger" will not slow or stop in time and crash into the vehicle(s) that have slowed or stopped in the road ahead.

1) My passanger who I beleive has "autorollaphobia" shouted "Stop!" as I slowed my car to a stop in traffic at the intersection. "Would you like to drive?" I asked?

2) My autorollaphobic passanger shouted "Back off" as the freeeway traffic and my car slowed to view the roll-over accident near our exit. I said to her "Maybe you should drive from now on!"

Autorollaphobia by Ace LeRoy January 12, 2010