auto-pirate 

A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, an auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.

I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings at home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.

auto-pirate by Papa Darkness August 7, 2006

auto-pirate 

A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, and auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.

I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left-handed peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.

auto-pirate by Papa Darkness August 7, 2006

Auto Pirate 

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.

All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.

Auto Pirate by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011

Autopirate 

An electronica band from Brewer, Maine comprised of Stu Bost and Chris Alden.

Girl: Hey, have you heard of the band Autopirate?
Boy: I've never heard them, but I hear they're awesome-o.

Autopirate by insertcleverpseudonymhere June 7, 2009