Autismite 

A person who acts as if they are severely autistic and are literally more stupid then a shoe box.

John is an Autismite.

Autismite by Alex from minecraft August 20, 2018

autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

Autismatosis 

The effects from being in close proximity to people with extreme Autistism, and their ways rub off on you and you start noticing that you are speaking and or making strange noises to chime in with their choir of nonsense.

These people are giving me Autismatosis, and my brain is now scrambled.

Autismatosis by cheems September 13, 2019

Autismsexual

Autismsexual is a shitty explanation for people to like other people that target people autism even CHILDREN

Joe: are you autismsexual?

Jack: no I am not bloody weird geez

Autismsexual by MegaGigaChad February 4, 2022

autismatron 

Being a fucking idiot, like asking what 2+2 equals and saying 3. An autismatron is when a person is unintentionally being a fucking autistic ass hole

Bob stop being such an autismatron

autismatron by JIMMYBOB109 January 1, 2021

Autisticer 

one who seems to only get more autistic as the days progress

Kailey seems more Autisticer than yesterday

Autisticer by MoistOnion February 24, 2021

autosmiley

The tendency of instant message software like Yahoo to turn groups of characters into smileys that you didn't want to be smileys, making it difficult to get your point across.

I tried to IM "Nice ass! (*)" to someone and it changed the (*) into a lame star smiley.

autosmiley by OffroadGirl March 1, 2005