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authoritay 

Word use to show authority but in a bigger more dictatorial way, used by people who have more power over others or people that think they have more power than others.

It is known to be used by the character Eric Cartman in Comedy Central's show, South Park.
Eric said, "Respect my authoritay" to the teacher.
authoritay by Machete Afincao April 28, 2007

Autoplay Porn Circus 

When you're in a public space, and open Twitter and it's autoplaying all the porn on your feed with the volume way up.
Person 1:"Pardon me sir, but could you please reduce the volume on your pornography?"

Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."

Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."
Autoplay Porn Circus by Debased March 11, 2020

Autoplay 

A quick way to get out a sticky situation.
Person 1: WTF why are you watching furry porn?
Person 2: Shit, autoplay was on.
Autoplay by The autoplay guy May 27, 2018

autoplayistic 

the characteristic of providing oneself with play. autonomous sexual gratification... i.e. masturbation
She hasn't been w/ a guy in over a year... bet she's all autoplayistic.

John has never had sex before; this is why we don't question is autoplayistic lifestyle.
autoplayistic by Leroy July 8, 2003

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026