Autoplay 

A quick way to get out a sticky situation.

Person 1: WTF why are you watching furry porn?
Person 2: Shit, autoplay was on.

Autoplay by The autoplay guy May 27, 2018

Autoplay Porn Circus 

When you're in a public space, and open Twitter and it's autoplaying all the porn on your feed with the volume way up.

Person 1:"Pardon me sir, but could you please reduce the volume on your pornography?"

Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."

Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."

Autoplay Porn Circus by Debased March 11, 2020

autopay 

The act of waiting for bills to pay for themselves

I am autopaying my student loans

autopay by kcvis May 4, 2014

autoplayistic 

the characteristic of providing oneself with play. autonomous sexual gratification... i.e. masturbation

She hasn't been w/ a guy in over a year... bet she's all autoplayistic.

John has never had sex before; this is why we don't question is autoplayistic lifestyle.

autoplayistic by Leroy July 8, 2003