autisticlap

starting the slow clap near the lunch table of those who are mentally retarted.

yo homes, i started the autisticlap yesterday and those retartds didnt know how to stop.

by L.L.spermway February 24, 2010

Autisticability

Someone who has autism but requires certain healing by giving them a collection of diamond fidget spinners

Wtf bro that guy over there has autisticability best give him a collection of fidget spinners before he unleashes his autistic wrath

by Mr emi1e August 26, 2017

AutisticSpiderman

The act of hanging off a roof with a noose around your waist then shitting on your own head then ultimately cutting the rope and killing yourself screeching as your falling

Did you see Riley pull an autisticspiderman last week

by Nigger Faggot but better May 28, 2018

Autistically Ambiguous

When someone gives off hints of autism, but you and or your peers are unsure of whether or not they are truly mentally impaired.

Joey: "Hey man have you seen Omar at work? I can't tell if he's autistic or not"

Mike: "Yeah he's quite autistically ambiguous."

by Not An Actual Gamer March 18, 2021

Autistically Hot

A person so much hotter than the person they are dating that he or she must be autistic to want to date someone of such aesthetic inferiority.

Falicia so is much hotter than Greg she must be autistically hot

by Doctathunder June 7, 2013

autisticouple

Couple that always isolates and tickles each other way to often. All the laughter makes it seem as if they have autism.

Man, Noah keeps tickling Dayna because she is laughing at him, they are a real autisticouple.

by Yuhdetway July 13, 2017

autistically waved

When you dab a ton or once when it's not 2016, and you think it's either okay or not.

"I autistically waved at people, because I'm cool..."
"Ew, don't be my friend anymore."

by doddleoddle May 16, 2018