He's the type of guy that's ALWAYS there for you. He always comes back even after you've pushed him away several times. You try to move on but never can there is always a connection.
Me: I need you
Austun: Even though you've pushed me away . What's wrong.?
A Kate-ism for the size serving of ice cream necessitated by a break up from any ASSTARD or fucktard. FLAVORS include "You Deserve Better" and "College Boyfriend THAT ASS" as well as "Let's Just Be Friends" and "Drakkar Noir." The ASSTUB serving is equivalent to the amount of suffering said ASSHAT has inflicted. Any way you slice it, it's gonna be big.
"Wow, I can't believe I dated that douchetard. I'm going to need to dive into an ASSTUB of ice cream..."
A tube that is shoved up someone's ass. Liquids are then able to be passed through the tube into the person's anal cavity therefore giving them special sensations.
noun.
a person that enjoys biting a boy named Austin- usually on their arms, neck and butt- because of his sexy veins, huge penis and hes unbearably hot.
Caroline, why do you always bite Austin?
Because hes the sexiest guy ive known and im an Austibal of course!