He's the type of guy that's ALWAYS there for you. He always comes back even after you've pushed him away several times. You try to move on but never can there is always a connection.

Me: I need you
Austun: Even though you've pushed me away . What's wrong.?

Austun by Kbgoa February 12, 2017

Related Words

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ASSTUB

A Kate-ism for the size serving of ice cream necessitated by a break up from any ASSTARD or fucktard. FLAVORS include "You Deserve Better" and "College Boyfriend THAT ASS" as well as "Let's Just Be Friends" and "Drakkar Noir." The ASSTUB serving is equivalent to the amount of suffering said ASSHAT has inflicted. Any way you slice it, it's gonna be big.

"Wow, I can't believe I dated that douchetard. I'm going to need to dive into an ASSTUB of ice cream..."

ASSTUB by Mittens Was Here September 15, 2013

asstube

the lower part of the digestive track adjacent the anus; the rectum

If you have rough anal sex then you may end up with a sore asstube for a while.

asstube by real id guy June 7, 2009

Asstube

A tube that is shoved up someone's ass. Liquids are then able to be passed through the tube into the person's anal cavity therefore giving them special sensations.

I shoved that asstube into Alby's ass and then I filled his ass with piss and rocketsauce.

Asstube by speedman225 March 17, 2007

Asstuber

Content creator on YouTube targeting non-active males with workout videos where every day is ass day.

Hi i'm a Asstuber, today is leg day, wait, I meant ass day!

Asstuber by HotInTheCity October 13, 2023

austibal

noun.
a person that enjoys biting a boy named Austin- usually on their arms, neck and butt- because of his sexy veins, huge penis and hes unbearably hot.

Caroline, why do you always bite Austin?
Because hes the sexiest guy ive known and im an Austibal of course!

austibal by austinsdolphin July 7, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026