Aunty D 

anti-depressants

Today sux, going down to the pharmacy to visit Aunty D.

Aunty D by HA HA HAA December 7, 2012

Aunty Donna 

An Australian comedy trio that is a business front for the distribution of one of the least common illicit drugs in the country, peruvian snow cocaine.

Aunty Donna have also expressed in a interest in acquiring a popular fast-food pizza franchise to aid in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine, to be delivered hidden in pizza boxes.

Early evidence of Aunty Donna’s involvement in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine can be viewed freely in the YouTube video, titled “Havent You Done Well 5: Cocaine - 1999 Ep05”, wherein an attractive lunch lady arrives to an office meeting room, after the trip had been imbibing a substantial amount of cocaine in a number of ways, including insufflation, contact to the skin, and rectal funneling.
She seductively ask is the trio had seen her icing sugar, thereby covering the video from any investigation by Australian authorities for possession of illicit substances.

Aunty Donna are the best comedy act.
(“Aunty Donna” being slang for the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine in this example, and “comedy act” being th quality and purity of peruvian snow cocaine.)

Aunty Donna by sven tymanski March 1, 2018

Aunty Dee Dee 

Eccentric lesbian who is vegan, but also eats meat, says she has no heart, but cries at Pixar movies.

No, Aunty Dee Dee, we don’t want your cardboard muffins!

Aunty Dee Dee by Samwitch August 19, 2020

Aunty De 

A Aunty who’d love you to the moon and back, give great advice, loves you for you and understands everything about you. Even if she doesn’t she’ll try and that doesn’t stop her from loving you.

Man my Aunty De is awesome.

Aunty De by MotherMushroom November 23, 2021

Aunt Jemimah'd 

To inject maple syrup into a Black girls anus for the purpose of having her squirt it out on either a stack of freshly made pancakes, or her partners face or mouth. The white equivalent of the aunt jemimah is known as the mrs.buttersworth.

L-Dawg: Yo C-Dawg i totally aunt jemimah'd that hood rat i met at the club last night, i cant believe u let her squirt ass syrup on u!
C-Dawg: ya brah i had extra syrup layin around, and i had to use it some how!

LaQuisha totally ruined my plans of waffles today because she used up all the syrup when she Aunt Jemimah'd herself last night!

Aunt Jemimah'd by P-bone~A.Drew~Coletrain October 29, 2009

Aunt Jemima'd 

When dat boi slams it in the neck like woah. The nut go pop and ya girls throat get coated like when you put on way too much syrup because you a fat nigga. Could potentially induce coughing, vomiting or bitching.

Tyrone aunt Jemima'd my girl, I knew when she came home and coughed cum on my kids face.

Aunt Jemima'd by Sloot Scooter October 22, 2016

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle by Adam7172 September 17, 2016