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Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
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aubrified 

When an object or a person has been sedated by a person called Aubrey. When an Aubrey pays attention to you, you are subject to getting aubrified and it is an addiction that people find themselves craving for when it has faded away or is lost.
Your Facebook wall has been aubrified!
aubrified by redcowgirl January 8, 2011

artified 

To produce something in a meaningful and creative way, thereby downplaying its original intent and bringing more light to its beautification.
"I thought my photo was good enough, but he took it into photoshop and artified it. That idiot!"
artified by benjaey August 14, 2006

cuntified 

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.
Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.
cuntified by Queery February 15, 2006
To make it more Australian or to change it in some way to resemble Australia by either changing the words to a song or poem etc to make it look or sound aussified.
I noticed an advertisement recently which had aussified "Summer Lovin" from Grease the movie. It's an ad for "aeroguard".
aussified by Sui SK #1 November 24, 2010

audified 

The passion in your heart was audified through music.
audified by GemThest November 30, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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