antiqied

The proper description for having intercourse with an elderly woman

Dude Old Lady Lewis antiqied me for cleaning her gutters

by Foreverinquiries44 June 24, 2014

antiqued

Getting beat up with flour.

Joe got antiqued yesterday.

by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

antiqued

pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.

getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.

by NekroNightshade December 7, 2011

antiqued

to grab your balls and put on somebody's face while they are asleep

I antiqued his ass and he woke up looking antique.

by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005