attendee 

Following the standard pattern (payee = one who is paid), employee = one who is employed, devotee = one who is devoted), an attendee must be someone who is attended, i.e., the SPEAKER not the ATTENDERS in the audience.

Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.

Attendees to the conference will receive a free copy of the transactions.

attendee by English lover. August 25, 2012

Super attendee

Similar to a super commuter but you attend several social events ( not including work, school, dating, weddings, funerals, medical appointments) in the same week

If you attend several business lunches in a single week, that is not being called a super attendee. Several poetry/music nights or bingo nights in a week yes.

Super attendee by Uncle Dimma January 24, 2026

Friday Night Class Attendee 

A group of elite athletes with superior work ethic and genetics than the common folk. Usually found training hard when their peers are 'lacking. It is said that these people are only half human, and possess extreme athletic and intellectual abilities, which are ordinarily reserved for the gods.

"Wow, Dani absolutely demolished that competition on the weekend."
"Yea, I've heard she is a Friday Night Class Attendee"

Friday Night Class Attendee by Theancientone42069 March 23, 2023

Attendless 

Not caring about anything in the world

Person 1: Did you hear about that new game coming out this week?

Person 2 : I don’t really care bro

Person 3 : Damn, ur attendless af

Attendless by SHEIJH_ZERO May 24, 2023

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.

I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.

Naughty Bathroom Attendent by synasthetic December 25, 2010

false attender 

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

false attender by notso_r February 3, 2013

Attendeficitis 

A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.

My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.

Attendeficitis by FTF, Lord of the Flow December 3, 2011