attrendee

A person who is doing something/being somewhere because of its trending popularity; only participating in it for the trend.

They’re an attrendee because they use tik tok terminology in real life conversation.

by bbyweezyy May 7, 2022

attrendous

orig. JCM- a mixture between atrocious and horrendous. When those two words separately just don't cover what it is you are trying to describe or make reference to, this word may be used to get your point across.

The seventeen-car pile up is absolutely attrendous!!!

by Lola T. January 13, 2008

Attendless

Not caring about anything in the world

Person 1: Did you hear about that new game coming out this week?

Person 2 : I don’t really care bro

Person 3 : Damn, ur attendless af

by SHEIJH_ZERO May 24, 2023

attendee

Following the standard pattern (payee = one who is paid), employee = one who is employed, devotee = one who is devoted), an attendee must be someone who is attended, i.e., the SPEAKER not the ATTENDERS in the audience.

Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.

Attendees to the conference will receive a free copy of the transactions.

by English lover. August 25, 2012

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.

I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.

by synasthetic December 25, 2010

false attender

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

by notso_r February 3, 2013

Super attendee

Similar to a super commuter but you attend several social events ( not including work, school, dating, weddings, funerals, medical appointments) in the same week

If you attend several business lunches in a single week, that is not being called a super attendee. Several poetry/music nights or bingo nights in a week yes.

by Sexydimma January 24, 2026