async

1. Smartass English Student
2. Something you wash dishes in.

20:44 <Mephs> async is a studeny chocolate chimney sweep

by Mephs September 23, 2004

async

1. A nice guy who gives up his time to help dialup users, and their pitiful connection speeds.

18:10:57 <Mephs> i wanna get they hunger
18:11:18 <Mephs> and 67mbs doesnt sound too nice
18:11:39 <async> ill d/l it for you inf you want.
18:11:57 <async> then i could send it u in manageable chunks

by Mephs September 26, 2004

Async

Asynchronous communication. i.e. email, messages, etc, rather than live calls. Best when someone is very busy, or in motion.

"Don't call me while I'm boarding a plane, bro — just hit me up async and I catch you on the flip side"

by m0thra June 17, 2025

Async Meme

A Meme that you realize after a few moments

Lol, That async meme took me a moment

by Joey156 April 20, 2022

Asyndeton

Leaving out conjunctions between words, phrases, or clauses

An example of an asyndeton being; I came, I saw, I conquered

by Austin Birkhead October 25, 2007

Asuncheta

She is a high class girl usually from Asuncion or San Bernardino, Paraguay. She usually always wears ostentatious clothes. She usually goes out with the asuncheto. They have empty perspectives on life. They usually make fun of poor and non-white people. They have VSCO in their Instagram description.

An asuncheta uploads a picture of herself in one of the Biggie locals putting in the description "I look so messed up with this hair bun" tags her friend (another asuncheta) saying she forced her to upload the picture and then saying: I hate you too much, sis hahaha!
- Damn, that girl is an asuncheta.

by martina kyrt May 9, 2021

Asuncion Los Banos

In ancient time this word meant a unique girl with wonderful qualities. Today it still means the same.

by emem October 16, 2003