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2. Something you wash dishes in.

20:44 <Mephs> async is a studeny chocolate chimney sweep

async by Mephs September 23, 2004

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async

1. A nice guy who gives up his time to help dialup users, and their pitiful connection speeds.

18:10:57 <Mephs> i wanna get they hunger
18:11:18 <Mephs> and 67mbs doesnt sound too nice
18:11:39 <async> ill d/l it for you inf you want.
18:11:57 <async> then i could send it u in manageable chunks

async by Mephs September 26, 2004

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Async

Asynchronous communication. i.e. email, messages, etc, rather than live calls. Best when someone is very busy, or in motion.

"Don't call me while I'm boarding a plane, bro — just hit me up async and I catch you on the flip side"

Async by m0thra June 17, 2025

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Async Meme

A Meme that you realize after a few moments

Lol, That async meme took me a moment

Async Meme by Joey156 April 20, 2022

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Asyndeton

Leaving out conjunctions between words, phrases, or clauses

An example of an asyndeton being; I came, I saw, I conquered

Asyndeton by Austin Birkhead October 25, 2007

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Asuncheta

She is a high class girl usually from Asuncion or San Bernardino, Paraguay. She usually always wears ostentatious clothes. She usually goes out with the asuncheto. They have empty perspectives on life. They usually make fun of poor and non-white people. They have VSCO in their Instagram description.

An asuncheta uploads a picture of herself in one of the Biggie locals putting in the description "I look so messed up with this hair bun" tags her friend (another asuncheta) saying she forced her to upload the picture and then saying: I hate you too much, sis hahaha!
- Damn, that girl is an asuncheta.

Asuncheta by martina kyrt May 9, 2021

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Asuncion Los Banos

In ancient time this word meant a unique girl with wonderful qualities. Today it still means the same.

Asuncion Los Banos by emem October 16, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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