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Short hair
Brown eyes
Shitty stories

Fucking dumb
But sweet girl
Asyel is so dumb that’s why she left him
Her shitty stories are endless

Don’t mess with her
Asyel by Hollychristfuckingjesus November 21, 2021
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The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition
Assel Is the most amazing person in the world
Assel by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018
Related Words
Asyel Aseel asael Asel assel Aryelle Ashel Ashely Asiel anyelina
A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.
Assel is a sexy lady!
Assel by Umpencio November 28, 2017
Aryelle is a really good person, she is smart, insecure, fine as fuck and moody most the time, but will love you if you give her food. She is good in school and also good at lying. sometimes she doesn't even give a fuck. But dont make her mad, her petty ness and her anger will ruin your day, maybe even your life.
Wow Aryelle hella fine, but be careful, she gotta boyfriend😳
Aryelle by Pranafi February 26, 2020
Ayelen is a nice girl,when she wants to be. Ayelen is someone you would love to be around. Ayelen is funny,she's basically full of humor and she's gold. Ayelen is sexy,she's dreamy, she's beautiful,breath taking, you just can't simply describe how you feel for her. If you happen to ever have an Ayelen in your life consider yourself lucky. She's special, you should never ever let her go. She'll fill your life up with joy and turn it all around. If you ever have a chance with her don't ruin it you'll regret it so much. Once you let her go and then some while after you see her with another guy, man your heart will be shattered. You could've been the man that is so happy with her. Not to mention her eyes are beautiful, her beautiful hair is soft and always shining, her smile is treasure, between us her ass is great! When she smiles it's like a whole other world. Her smile makes you happy. She loves taking care of people. Ayelen is one of the greatest people you'll ever meet. Be glad you have one and if you don't im sorry but someone like her is hard to find. And you're really lucky you have her if you got her now your life is worth tons with her.
guy: whoa, is that Ayelen. I shouldn't have let her go. I could've been happy with her like he is now with her.

Guy's friend: i told you man. you never listened
Ayelen by CherryCeila June 30, 2017

The Asylum 

The Asylum is a movie studio operating out of Hollywood, California, that specializes in producing low budget, direct-to-dvd pictures similar to SyFy Orginals. Many of these movies tend to be an attempt to capitalize on the success of larger films, using similar names as a marketing tactic. For example Snakes on a Plane becoming Snakes on a Train.

In order to keep with a timely release schedule and turn a profit, the production cycle is typically four months from an idea to the finished product. As a result, a typical Asylum movie features extremely poor acting, CGI made with Adobe After Effects, a script that could be written in the time one spends on the toilet, and very choppy direction. However, these B-films can be a good way to kill an afternoon when you have nothing else to do.
What? Casting a third rate B-movie actor and a washed up Playboy model? That's gotta be a movie by The Asylum.
The Asylum by Jman457 May 15, 2011

Insane asylums 

a place where u should be
You: Insane asylums are where I belong.
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