by Ewwyougay March 13, 2017
Asael is the most fun-loving individual and is so smart, you fucking wonder if the man is a fucking walking encyclopedia. He pulls random historical facts out of his ass like they’re pieces of shit. He has great hair, great shoulders, great body. He has big dreams and should stop at nothing to accomplish them. He loves hard. To be loved by Asael is one of the most cathartic feelings you could ever imagine. Asael struggles with his insecurities, but is the most accomplished and steadfast individuals you will ever meet. He high key don’t understand how dope he is and that pisses most people off. Also, he is good in the bedroom. And I don’t just mean sleeping. Even though his ass loves to sleep. Even though he has insomnia. Dark-skinned boy who deserves the world. The girl who has him surely has something greater than rubies or diamonds. She has the world.
Guy 1: Bro, Asael is dope as shit, I’m very jealous of him.
Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.
Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.
by ilikeburgers47 January 16, 2021
by SlongMAn January 08, 2021
Asael is Mexican but hates cheese WTF. Every good at soccer and can eat tocos while playing. He has great hair ( even tho almost every Mexican has good hair)
by Smag3000 March 20, 2017
Asael is the most fun-loving individual and is so smart, you fucking wonder if the man is a fucking walking encyclopedia. He pulls random historical facts out of his ass like they’re pieces of shit. He has great hair, great shoulders, great body. He has big dreams and should stop at nothing to accomplish them. He loves hard. To be loved by Asael is one of the most cathartic feelings you could ever imagine. Asael struggles with his insecurities, but is the most accomplished and steadfast individuals you will ever meet. He high key don’t understand how dope he is and that pisses most people off. Also, he is good in the bedroom. And I don’t just mean sleeping. Even though his ass loves to sleep. Even though he has insomnia. Dark-skinned boy who deserves the world. The girl who has him surely has something greater than rubies or diamonds. She has the world.
Guy 1: Bro, Asael is dope as shit, I’m very jealous of him.
Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.
Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.
by ilikeburgers47 January 16, 2021
A guy who tells you lies but you believe in him. He blinds you with his charm so you can't see the true bitch he is.
by Ella49 June 07, 2017