Astrovent

A really irritating, annoying, brat.

You are a(n) astrovent

by WordInstaller February 13, 2019

Asstrovert

An extrovert who criticizes introverts for being introverts

Person 1: If you try hard enough you can be an extrovert like me .
Person 2: If you try hard enough you can be an introvert.
Person 1: Why would I do that? no
Person 2: Than stop being an asstrovert.

by Middmaster1 September 23, 2019

Astrent

A kid that got over 8 million views on a peppa pig video and is now forced to post peppa pig videos for clout and moola

Astrent sucks my pp lol.

by Astrent September 2, 2019

Asstrovert

Someone who shames people for being an introvert and just saying they are something along the lines of "Friendless assholes" and just being an asshole themselves

Mister man: Mister Man 2 is an Asstrovert!

by Iancraftian April 4, 2021

aggrovention

An intervention by family and friends with the intent of reaching out emotionally to a troubled individual, but it goes terribly wrong and ends up in possible arguments, anger, vulgarities, screaming, fist-fights, and visits to the nearest emergency room.

Uncle Bobby's intervention didn't go well this morning. We started with a prayer and it turned out he was on PCP and punched Aunt Angie in the face and kicked his buddy Mike in the groin. Then he grabbed their dog Ladie and dropkicked it across the living room. It turned out to be a fucking aggrovention.

by PDXJohnny99 April 14, 2013

Asstrovert

1. A person who exhibits the condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings

2. One who tends to be an asshole (hence the saying, head up your ass)

Girl: Connor, you are such a asstrovert! You never pay attention to what I have to say.
Conner: Whatcha say?

by IT'SGONNABEYUGE! May 16, 2016

Astrocunt

A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt.

"Last night, I fucked an astrocunt, and I literally came in 30 seconds."

by notoriousRIP April 6, 2009