Astraven

A word used to refer to someone who means everything to you. It is often used in sentences where “perfection” doesn’t seem to do its justice. It can also be used to compare a person to the brightest star in the known universe.

-OMG you’re such an Astraven! I’m so thankful you exist.
-It was so dark before you emerged, so thank you for being an Astraven.
-I didn’t think anyone would mean something to me. But alas, you, Astraven, came out of nowhere!

Astraven by Schizozo August 15, 2022

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Astraven

Can be used to express extreme gratitude towards someone who means the world to you. It’s specifically used when “perfection” isn’t enough.

-OMG you’re such an Astraven! Thank you for coming into my life.
-All I saw was darkness, but then you emerged and brought light. Thank you, Astraven.
-Astraven, Astraven, and more Astraven!
-I’d thank the stars above, but they won’t do you justice, so I’ll just call you “Astraven”.

Astraven by Schizozo August 16, 2022

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Astraven • astraen • Astravon • AstraZeneca-itis • Astrovent • it’s AstraZeneca to me

Astrovent

A really irritating, annoying, brat.

You are a(n) astrovent

Astrovent by WordInstaller February 13, 2019

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AstraZeneca-itis

The short-lived bout of flu-like side effects some people get shortly after having the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine.

Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.

"Getting actual COVID-19 is a lot worse than AstraZeneca-itis, so do not skip out on the jab if you're offered it!"

AstraZeneca-itis by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2021