Astroenterologist

An astrologist who tells you that you are going to have problems with digestion.

Astrologist: "So, according to the position of moon in fifth house I think you'll be having some problems with digestion next few weeks!"
You: "Wait a minute! Are you an astrologist or an astroenterologist?"

by JovaBL April 7, 2011

Gastroenterologist

A guy who sticks a tube up your ass to see if there's anything wrong with your colon

Person 1:I'm just going to have a colonoscopy at the gastroenterologist.
Person 2: sus

by Abdodododo September 1, 2022