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Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

Astrophotographer 

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.
" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

astrospect 

contemplation of the past; a survey of past time, events, etc. All encompassing, e.g a superlative form of 'retrospect' as its powers supercede all aspects of time and space
'In astrospect, getting hammered last night was one of the best decisions i have ever made.'
astrospect by rayray22 October 9, 2006

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.
Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

astrophilia

(N.) An addiction to the stars or celestial space.
Galileo Galilei was passionate about stars he had astrophilia.

Astrophotography 

Photographing the sky, most often the stars and the galaxy but also auroras and other galaxies far away, usually with special equipment.
Jim's really into astrophotography isn't he?
Astrophotography by MrDankYT January 22, 2020