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Shit-astrophe
The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010
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Astrospeh • astrospect • Astrospector • astrospex • astrosexual • astrophy • Astrophilic • Astrophobia • astrophobic • astrophqlee
Astrophotographer
A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.
" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1
Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021
astrospect
contemplation of the past; a survey of past time, events, etc. All encompassing, e.g a superlative form of 'retrospect' as its powers supercede all aspects of time and space
astrospect by rayray22 October 9, 2006
astrophiliate
Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.
astrophiliate by not Louis ck May 11, 2013
astrophilia
astrophilia by indescriptible July 2, 2015
Astrophotography
Photographing the sky, most often the stars and the galaxy but also auroras and other galaxies far away, usually with special equipment.
Astrophotography by MrDankYT January 22, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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