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astrospex 

Similar to Asian Goggles where a man rests his testes in each eye socket of his partner (usually female). The difference with astrospex is the partner is on top and he/she slowly lowers her/his eyes onto the partners balls.
I could barely see anything through my new astrospex
astrospex by Davrotten June 20, 2007
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astrospect 

contemplation of the past; a survey of past time, events, etc. All encompassing, e.g a superlative form of 'retrospect' as its powers supercede all aspects of time and space
'In astrospect, getting hammered last night was one of the best decisions i have ever made.'
astrospect by rayray22 October 9, 2006

astrosexual 

Any individual who has an excessive fetish for outer space or astronomic topics as to (almost) turn it into a sexual tendency
While zoophiles spend their leisure time in barns or pet stores, astrosexuals spend most of their time locked inside local observatories allegedly "searching the skies for new discoveries"
astrosexual by 0rphe October 15, 2009

Astrospector 

a person that likes to play Minecraft and has their own Minecraft server or an SMP
DAMN astrospector lookin juicy today

Austrosexual 

adjective
1. (of a person) sexually attracted to people of Austrian decent, regardless of gender

noun
1. an austrosexual person
Although she identifies as a lesbian, the sexual appeal of all things Austrian (accent included) overrides her usual sexual appetite for women making Dee a proud Austrosexual.
Austrosexual by sallyicious January 4, 2016

atrospective 

Something that cannot be described with words.
Getting in that car accident was atrospective
atrospective by andrew September 28, 2004

Austrosexual 

A flaming homosexual faget from australia thats sometimes kinda cool
Austrosexual by ScOoBy-D July 18, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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