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astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.
Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

astrophilia

(N.) An addiction to the stars or celestial space.
Galileo Galilei was passionate about stars he had astrophilia.

astrophilic 

A combination of the prefix "astro-" and suffix "-philic" that directly correlates to "love of the celestial body." Essentially, astrophilic is an extremely positive adjective that describes an other-worldly love/appreciation for something.
"Yo Ian, you met my new girl? She's astrophilic"
"You said that about your last three new girls"

Astrophilic 

This is the ultimate word, and it literally means anything you want it to mean, and can be used as a adjective or even a pronoun, or an adverb. The purpose of this word is to use it for whatever you wish and sound really fancy.
"The ice skater was quite astrophilating."
"That test was a bit astrophilic, don't you think?"
Astrophilic by Robert Staufeneger November 20, 2007

aphrophiliac 

some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution
Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?
aphrophiliac by Torin February 26, 2008

gastrophiliac 

one who has sex with food.
I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.
gastrophiliac by lo man April 20, 2011