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Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.
Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

astrophilia

(N.) An addiction to the stars or celestial space.
Galileo Galilei was passionate about stars he had astrophilia.

astrophe 

The feeling of being stuck on earth.
I look upon the stars with my feet firmly on the ground and I am sadly overcome with astrophe
astrophe by Medic128 April 18, 2016

astrophysics

The youngster had hopes of being an astrophysicist, as astrophysics is one of his favorite things to study in his spare time.
astrophysics by Spock Greyson December 28, 2009

astrophilic 

A combination of the prefix "astro-" and suffix "-philic" that directly correlates to "love of the celestial body." Essentially, astrophilic is an extremely positive adjective that describes an other-worldly love/appreciation for something.
"Yo Ian, you met my new girl? She's astrophilic"
"You said that about your last three new girls"