"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
A combination of the prefix "astro-" and suffix "-philic" that directly correlates to "love of the celestial body." Essentially, astrophilic is an extremely positive adjective that describes an other-worldly love/appreciation for something.
"Yo Ian, you met my new girl? She's astrophilic"
"You said that about your last three new girls"