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Shit-astrophe
The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010
Related Words
astrophe • Astrophel • catastrophe • shitastrophe • astrophy • Astrophilic • Astrophobia • astrophobic • astrophqlee • astrophysics
Cat-astrophe
Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ
Cat-astrophe by Prince Wilford Of Bosnia November 4, 2017
cat- astrophe
cat- astrophe by Bweeks March 30, 2009
Swamp-asstrophe
An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014
Astrophotographer
A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.
" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1
Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021
astrophiliate
Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.
astrophiliate by not Louis ck May 11, 2013
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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