astrophe

The feeling of being stuck on earth.

I look upon the stars with my feet firmly on the ground and I am sadly overcome with astrophe

by Medic128 April 18, 2016

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

Cat-astrophe

A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.

Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

by Prince Wilford Of Bosnia November 4, 2017

cat- astrophe

the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines

Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.

by Bweeks March 30, 2009

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

by Legs4days January 23, 2014

Astrophotographer

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.

Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

by not Louis ck May 11, 2013