astrophe

The feeling of being stuck on earth.

I look upon the stars with my feet firmly on the ground and I am sadly overcome with astrophe

by Medic128 January 7, 2016

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

Cat-astrophe

A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.

Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

by Prince Wilford Of Bosnia November 4, 2017

cat- astrophe

the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines

Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.

by Bweeks November 14, 2008