assworm 

A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.

Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.

assworm by Jimmy G. April 13, 2005

assworm 

Advanced version of an ass-kisser, where the subject is relentless to the point of desperation in efforts to receive attention and praise from superiors.

Arnold: Julian has been in and out of Madge’s office a dozen times already this morning.
William: Why?
Arnold: The usual; to ask how her weekend was, talk about what he did this weekend, that he got her email about a project, someone is going to get back to him about something and he wanted to show her his new shoes.
William: What an assworm.

assworm by RanchM July 26, 2007

Assworm 

A mean, lazy, stupid person with an extreme case of OCD who lacks a sense of humor and needs to get laid.

The assworm would not open the door because she would not use the Easy Button.

Assworm by Diane Faulkner August 9, 2008

Paki assworm 

Smaller than a Chinese Lund very slim and tapered

Paki assworm is a small muzloid pecker which is used for grooming little children.
The 3 inch paki assworm is also used on their infant sisters.
“Pull your Paki assworm out your sister you bhenchod”
It is designed small to fit in an ass that way their sisters remained unspoiled for marriage.

Paki assworm by Israel victorious March 23, 2022

Assword 

The secret password a couple uses to initiate sex later while in front of others. A password to Ass. or The un-safety word

While at my friends house party my girlfriend said "banana nut muffin", which is our assword. we proceeded to head towards the attic for some alone time.

Assword by Gshocklover June 15, 2013

assword protection 

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

assword protection by Zonal K August 21, 2019

Assword 

Noun; 'ass-werd'
A password in the username field.

Verb; 'ass-werd'
The act of typing your password in the Username field, thus displaying it in clear text for the world to view.

Look guys Sally just entered an assword!

Patrick assworded during this weeks meeting, what a buffoon!

Assword by D@nnie Devito January 4, 2011