Asswhack

To have sexual intercourse, banging your thighs off the rear of the receiver.

I asswhacked Natalie last night, it was amazing.

by DeathStorm™ May 31, 2009

asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

by aksival July 3, 2007

Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

by Asswack# September 16, 2015

Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

by Asswack# September 16, 2015

asswack

A naval unit equal to ten shitloads.

Someone spilled an asswack of coffee in the kitchen.

We need an asswack of guns for this excursion.

by Agent_Lemon November 26, 2014

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Asswacked

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked

Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home

by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020