Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.
Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.
Asswack by Asswack# September 16, 2015
Related Words
A naval unit equal to ten shitloads.
Someone spilled an asswack of coffee in the kitchen.

We need an asswack of guns for this excursion.
asswack by Agent_Lemon November 26, 2014
Someone who you despise most, you just wanna... kill. They are basically a bozo but 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x worse.
Asswack by H4Z3L34442 June 20, 2025

Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
asshack by aksival July 3, 2007

Assback Gorilla 

Someone who's ass goes half way up their back.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.
More from Urban Dictionary

doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
Word of the Day on November 15, 2026
Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.
WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 13, 2026
Load more