Asswear
The wearing of an automobile seat in which the driver's rear has worn the seat due excessive usage over long periods of time.
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AssEar
End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.
AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019
answear
answear by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
asshearing
Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.
asshearing by nilyasam May 19, 2016
Assbear
A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.
Assbear by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005
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Ratfucker
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