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Definitely something you don't wanna have.
If you stumbled upon this definition via google, I wish ye all the good luck. That's gotta hurt?
Shit those asswarts are exploding again!
asswart by Oil Derrick April 12, 2009

Asswater 

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"
Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003
damn, scott - you're such an assfart!
assfart by drew May 24, 2004

Asswater 

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.
Asswater by jimbo July 12, 2003
This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass
How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.
Asswards by Hernux April 24, 2011

assfart sandwich 

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.
I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.