asswart

The pairing of Ciarass and Stewart. ;p

Cirass (on her phone): Love you!
Stewart (on his phone): Love you too.
Abby (on Cirass' other phone): ASSWART! (hangs up)

by Abby&Chloe September 25, 2010

asswart

Definitely something you don't wanna have.
If you stumbled upon this definition via google, I wish ye all the good luck. That's gotta hurt?

Shit those asswarts are exploding again!

by Oil Derrick April 12, 2009

Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 6, 2003

assfart

Calling out a stupid person by stating the obvious.

damn, scott - you're such an assfart!

by drew May 24, 2004

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

by Hernux April 24, 2011

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018