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assweasel 

Somebody who relentlessly tries to get out of doing anything work related unless it will give them a chance to kiss the boss's ass, or look like a real go-getter.
Until the boss showed up I thought he was in a fucking coma, now look at him. What an assweasel.
assweasel by Degs March 30, 2006
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ass weasel 

A person who loves anal sex and is always trying to have it.
That guy is a such an ass weasel, he makes me sick!
ass weasel by Coa Coa June 14, 2006

ass weasel 

a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.
Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.
ass weasel by that'sariot March 12, 2009

ass-weasel 

A gerbil for really tuff gays.
He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.
ass-weasel by benthere March 8, 2008

arseweasel 

a weasel that finds sanctuary in large arses
"oh man! i think i have an arseweasel!"
arseweasel by Squeezit Bubble Tuch January 14, 2008

asstease 

n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.
Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.
asstease by FLM-NJ January 2, 2006

Yellow ass weasel 

When you have your legs up on the table and boastfully fart to your onlookers, and come to the realisation that your booty hole is slightly wet. Take yourself down the toilet to find the yellowest of all mucus in your white underwear.
Andy turned himself into a yellow ass weasel at work again.
Yellow ass weasel by Ekewanka November 30, 2018
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