Asster 

A more formal way to say ass eater.

You can tell Tim is an asster. His breath smelled today!

Asster by C_dog_69 September 17, 2025

asster blaster 

the little known gay life mate of master blaster on mad max,much the same as master plaster

damn it, lets go get us some chimminychangas

asster blaster by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005

Asster Taste 

Asster taste is an after taste which tastes like ass.

Dude, don’t ever get the chicken parm from Barney’s. Their marinara has this nasty asster taste.

Asster Taste by asster taste February 11, 2023

Gaster Asster 

The gluteus maximus of Gaster from the game undertale . used as a joke to express sexual attraction towards the character.

person 1: i find Gaster attractive..
person 2: so does that mean you like his Gaster asster?

Gaster Asster by songtune May 20, 2016

SoCal Asster Blaster 

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

SoCal Asster Blaster by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018

Absternity 

Another term for oyster.

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

Absternity by cringe terminator June 6, 2019

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011