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A potent and evil smell originating from the anal cavity. This is the end result from a random and unusual mixture of foods. I.e Coffee, cesar salad and curry.
Sue Ellen: Awh heck Bill! What da hell is that turrible smell?
Bill: Ahhh, sorry Suzie, I got the toots again.
Sue Ellen: Damnit boy! That ain't the toots, it's a severe case of assrot.
Bill: Well, atleast we know what to call 'em now.
assrot by Dick Ears July 26, 2010
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assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013
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astrothunder

One of the best tracks on Travis Scott’s “ASTROWORLD”, a lowkey song with great discography, produced by Frank Dukes, John Mayer, Monstercat and Travis himself.
“Yo bro have you heard ASTROTHUNDER” “Yea dude definitely a top 10 Travis song”
astrothunder by Bigboyshyguy August 19, 2020

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

Astroturfing 

Astroturfing is a sex act involving rubbing a shaved head on a partner's vagina or anus for pleasure.
Ever since Helen shaved her head we've been experimenting with astroturfing her scalp against my clit and it makes me come so hard!
noun - Someone who is being an ass and an idiot.
Our V.P. of Internet Sales is such an assiot that he pays people to come give presentations about topics we already know.
assiot by Stalort July 13, 2009

Astrotrain 

A member of the Decepticon army, this robot specializes in Military Transportation. A triple-changer, Astrotrain has the ability to transform into both a train locomotive and a space shuttle, providing fast and efficient transport for his fellow Decepticons.

2) To have a confusing nature.

3) To posess two different alternate modes.
1) Astrotrain, get us out of here!

2) He's a weirdo, a total Astrotrain.

3) Dude, check out this new Transformer! Two alternate modes, it's all Astrotrain!
Astrotrain by Ascot July 19, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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